Disclaimer #
This post is 90% a joke, most of these titles looked fine I am simply being a grump.
Titles shown in the Nintendo direct in order: #
- Rhythm heaven
- capcom great value dark souls
- capcom off brand skyrim
- big booty anime sci-fi girl kicking butts (stellar blade)
- it takes two but old anime aesthetic (looks awesome)
- yet another rayman remake
- yet another mic proximity indie friend slop but you’re an ant this time
- one piece restaurant game that looks like a facebook restaurant idle flash game
- free pokopia dlc: dive and build underwater
- paid pokopia dlc in 3 parts, underwater city
- Fire emblem
- Ninjala 2 (temu splatoon)
- dk slop
- vampire survivors but jujutsu kaisen but battle royale
- yet another dark souls from craigslist
- life of why?
- DMC 5 i guess
- anime 2d hack n slash
- xenoblade chronicles 1 2 3 pay more to unlock 60fps!
- xenoblade chronicles tokyo drift
- switch sports slop
- runescape hd
- hello kitty slop
- star fox remake
- final fantasy i guess
- low budget (intentionally) tomodachi life but with story
- dragon quest but pokemon
- vampire live service no gameplay trailer
- splatoon game that could’ve been a DLC
- deltarune
- metaphor refantazio (persona but medieval)
- minecraft
- reheated nachos mix: ffxiv, anime girls, warhammer 40,000 (stale helldivers), lots of eshop slop
- kingdom hearts i guess
- zelda ocarina of time remake trailer that is 22% logos 5% black screen 53% tapestries 20% sleeping twink
hope this was informative. bye.