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Nintendo Direct - 09/06/2026 summary in a salty minute

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Alan Tuitch
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This post is 90% a joke, most of these titles looked fine I am simply being a grump.

Titles shown in the Nintendo direct in order:
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  • Rhythm heaven
  • capcom great value dark souls
  • capcom off brand skyrim
  • big booty anime sci-fi girl kicking butts (stellar blade)
  • it takes two but old anime aesthetic (looks awesome)
  • yet another rayman remake
  • yet another mic proximity indie friend slop but you’re an ant this time
  • one piece restaurant game that looks like a facebook restaurant idle flash game
  • free pokopia dlc: dive and build underwater
  • paid pokopia dlc in 3 parts, underwater city
  • Fire emblem
  • Ninjala 2 (temu splatoon)
  • dk slop
  • vampire survivors but jujutsu kaisen but battle royale
  • yet another dark souls from craigslist
  • life of why?
  • DMC 5 i guess
  • anime 2d hack n slash
  • xenoblade chronicles 1 2 3 pay more to unlock 60fps!
  • xenoblade chronicles tokyo drift
  • switch sports slop
  • runescape hd
  • hello kitty slop
  • star fox remake
  • final fantasy i guess
  • low budget (intentionally) tomodachi life but with story
  • dragon quest but pokemon
  • vampire live service no gameplay trailer
  • splatoon game that could’ve been a DLC
  • deltarune
  • metaphor refantazio (persona but medieval)
  • minecraft
  • reheated nachos mix: ffxiv, anime girls, warhammer 40,000 (stale helldivers), lots of eshop slop
  • kingdom hearts i guess
  • zelda ocarina of time remake trailer that is 22% logos 5% black screen 53% tapestries 20% sleeping twink

hope this was informative. bye.


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